Private, bespoke $25,000 flat

Certainty, without the performance.

You've met brilliant people who looked right on paper and felt wrong in private. You've also met the opposite: messy, unpolished, and quietly perfect.

Love Love Model turns your LLM export into a private compatibility model — the preferences you actually reveal when no one is watching — then uses it to produce a verified mutual match.

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Direct Stripe checkout. Receipt includes the secure intake link. No calls. No “discovery.”

Who this is for

The Silicon Valley / X-personality type who can smell a grift in two sentences — and is tired of dating in a market full of performance.

  • You've been “optimized” before. Apps, matchmakers, coaches, or your own spreadsheets. It still didn't get you the one thing you want: mutual certainty.
  • You care about signal over story. What people do and reveal, not what they claim in a first date pitch.
  • You have money. What you don't have is time to keep running experiments that burn your nervous system.
  • You want someone whose private self matches their public self — and you want a process that treats love like something sacred, not content.
Guaranteed match, or your money back.
If you complete intake and we don't deliver at least one verified mutual match within 90 days of your model approval, you get a full refund. (Details in FAQ.)

What you get

  • Your Compatibility Model — a private, human-readable map of the preferences you demonstrate over time: attachment cues, attraction patterns, values, boundaries, and “dealbreakers you actually enforce.”
  • A Matching Spec — the traits that must be true for you to stay interested past the honeymoon phase. Written like an engineering spec, not a wish list.
  • Red-flag & green-flag classifiers — language patterns and behaviors you reliably respond to (and reliably regret).
  • One verified mutual match — an introduction to someone screened by the same process and aligned on real-world constraints. You decide how fast to move.

Note: this isn't mind-reading. It's pattern extraction from your own words, over time. The “soul” here is the part of you that shows up when you stop trying to be impressive.